"For a woman the worst thing about a sperm bank is that the sperm is no longer free. Just go into a bar, and a sperm container will try to pick you up."
~Tina Georgie, monologue maker.
Labels: daily quote, men, monologue, sperm, sperm bank, Tina Georgie, wild women, wild words, Wild words from wild women, women
"If it weren't for women, men would still be hanging from trees."
~Marilyn Peterson, sex war correspondent.
Labels: correspondent, daily quote, Marilyn Peterson, men, Sex, war of the sexes, wild women, wild words, Wild words from wild women, women
"Men know they are sexual exiles. They wander the earth seeking satisfaction, craving and despising, never content. There is nothing in that anguished notion for women to envy."
~Camille Paglia, pop culture commentator.
Labels: Camille Paglia, commentator, craving, daily quote, envy, men, pop culture, satisfaction, sexual, wild women, wild words, Wild words from wild women, women
"When you're single again, at the beginning you're very optimistic and you say, 'I want to meet someone who's really smart, really sweet, really sensitive.' And six months later you're like, 'Lord, any mammal with a day job.'"
~Carol Leifer, erstwhile Seinfeld producer.
Labels: Carol Leifer, daily quote, day job, mammal, men, producer, Seinfeld, sensitive, Single, smart, sweet, wild women, wild words, Wild words from wild women
"Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters--it's quite hopeless."
~Alice Thomas Ellis, Welsh literary light.
Labels: Alice Thomas Ellis, children, daily quote, hopeless, light, Literary, Love, men, Welsh, wild women, wild words, Wild words from wild women, women
"It seems to me that men ask a lot of questions, but they're not willing to do the research. They're always asking, 'What do women want? What do women want?' Why don't they try buying us a bunch of stuff and see what happens?"
~Livia Squires, sidesplitting seismologist.
Labels: daily quote, Livia Squires, men, questions, seismologist, what do women want, wild women, wild words, Wild words from wild women, women
Labels: commercialism, holiday, Love, men, romance, Single, Valentine's Day, Wild words from wild women, women
"What women want is what men want. They want respect."
~Marilyn vos Savant, cerebral columnist.
Labels: cerebral, columnist, daily quote, Marilyn vox Savant, men, respect, wild women, wild words, Wild words from wild women, women
“My daughter’s moving this weekend so she couldn’t be here.”
“What does your daughter do?”
“She’s an estetician.”
“I bet she makes good money doing that.”
“She does.”
“Does she do waxing?”
“Yeah she even waxes men!”
“Men? Their backs?”
“Backs and bikini waxes.”
“Men get bikini waxes?”
“Yeah. They even get Brazilians!”
“Brazilian! Are you serious?”
“Yeah, gross huh.”
“You’re telling me! A man without hair down-there isn’t a man in my opinion. Men are supposed to be hairy.”
***
I giggled through my carrot cake listening to those two women and thought how naïve they were.
Labels: Beauty, bikini wax, brazilian wax, Estetician, men, naive, waxing
"If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?"
~Jenny Weber, wit at large.
Labels: Jenny Weber, men, wild women, wild words, Wild words from wild women, wit
About Me
- Name: Matildakay
- Location: Bakersfield, California, United States
An inspirational, eclectic and often humorous peek into the life of single womanhood in Bakersfield, California and beyond...
Keep Moving Forward... in 2008
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